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As the episode began, Will reiterated to Luna that she had a one-way ticket back to the bighouse waiting for her. “You targeted me,” he said. “You took advantage of me, and now you’re gonna pay!” Step No. 1 toward making that happen: calling his mom. But no sooner had Katie picked up on her end than Luna ran out of Li's and into a nearby apartment. Who should be there, as started to see her as she was him, but Remy!

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While Will instructed Katie to meet him at Bill’s, Electra's former stalker reeled from the shocking sight of “late” pal Luna. “Am I going crazy again?” he asked. Only if he agreed to Luna’s request to hide him! She needed more time, she said, “to make a life with Will.” Oh, run, Remy. Run as fast as you can (in this character's direction). Later, at Bill’s, Will exclaimed, in essence, that he’d seen a ghost. “Luna is very, very much alive!” Cue Bill and Katie’s best shocked reactions.

‘Bridge’ Starts Spreadin’ the News

At Forrester, aka the show’s luxe new wedding chapel, Brooke expressed her surprise that she and Ridge had remarried that very day. “No more decisions,” he declared. “Just the two of us committed to each other.” Mm-hmm. For the next five minutes, anyway. Shortly, the newlyweds summoned Eric and Donna to the office/chapel, where “Bridge” came 

thisclose to starting their honeymoon on the desk.

When Eric arrived, Ridge praised his father for his wiseness and divulged that he and Brooke were hitched once again. “You did the right thing,” Dad insisted, adding that one’s own personal happiness comes first. (Selfish much?) In another office, Brooke broke the same nuptial news to Donna and Daphne. As luck would have it, the perfumer had 

just the right fragrance with which Brooke could accessorize her nightie.

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Thomas Lays the Blame Squarely at Brooke's Feet

Meanwhile, Taylor and Thomas commiserated over the fact that legendary waffler Ridge had done what he always does and waffled all the way back to Brooke. “I promise you,” Taylor told her son, “I’ll be all right.” In response, he assured her that she could express all of the hurt and anger that she was feeling — because of Brooke. Even if Taylor was resigned to her fate, Thomas wasn’t. 

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“You really shouldn’t blame Brooke,” Taylor said. But it seemed that that was easier for Thomas to do than blame his babyman father. “I don’t wanna be anyone’s second choice,” Taylor said. And please let this be a turning point for her as she heads toward a real love interest. (Read all about him.) Alas, Thomas seemed a little scarily focused on Brooke and the devastating impact that she’d had on their family.

In fact, at the episode’s end, Thomas surprised Brooke at the office as she was trying on negligées. “You are unbelievable,” he said. “What you’ve done… is sick. Someone has got to stand up to you and say, ‘Enough is enough!’” And that someone was going to be him. “You are never going to hurt my mother or my family again!” Gulp!